Filmmaker Alan Smithee finds himself the unwilling puppet of a potentially bad big budget action film, for which he proceeds to steal the reels, and leaves the cast and crew in a frenzy.
Alan Smithee
James Edmunds
Dion Brothers
Leon Brothers
Sylvester Stallone
Whoopi Goldberg
Jackie Chan
Jerry Glover
Michelle Rafferty
Ann Glover
Myrna Smithee
Sam Rizzo
Sister II Lumumba
O.B. Ka-Nobee
Stagger Lee
Aloe Vera
Bill Bardo
Wayne Jackson
Attendant #1
Attendant #2
Sheila Kaslin
S.L.A.
Allessandra
Thelma Ginsky
Cousin Andrew
Photographer
Bonnie
Clyde
Big Lez
Black Policeman
Japanese Businessman
Japanese Businessman
Laker Fan
British Bartender
Robert Evans
Joe Eszterhas
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Self (uncredited)
Gary Samuels
