Percy, the man with the world's first penis transplant, discovers that there is a chemical in the world's water that makes men impotent.
Percy Edward Anthony
Clarissa
Sir Emmanuel Whitbread
Dr. Fairweather
Prime Minister
Stavos Mammonian
P.C. 217 'Iris'
Miss Hanson
Dr. Anderson / Australian TV Lady
Jeffcott
Dr. Klein
Bleeker
Catchpole
Barraclough
Miss UK
Derry Hogan
Professor Godowski
Angie - Miss Teenage Lust
Maureen Sugden
Maggie
Madame Lopez
Chiquita
Maria
Pablo
Self
Self
London News Editor
London Newsman
Judge
General Dodds
Brian
Miss America
Miss Australia
Miss France
Miss Israel (as Karen David)
Miss Thailand (as June Bolton)
Dolores (uncredited)
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Whitbread's Assistant (uncredited)
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Reporter (uncredited)
