An out-of-work actor stumbles upon key to the universe, is drawn into intergalactic war between clowns and aliens.
Eddy Pinie / Clown Zippy
Helga Svenson
Inga Svenson / Mom
Jumbo / Lenny
Professor von Scheisenberg
Fritz
Father Mahoney
Lt. Johnson
Clown Captain
Emperor Beezel-Chug
Cindy / Young Mom / Nun / Burlesque Dancer
Clown Bippy
Ramon (as Marco Parra)
Bones
Mr. Chen
Alien Officer / Alien Cadet
Mr. Zheng
Men in Black Agent
Men in Black Agent
Desi, Rupert
Coroner Fennigan
Ping pong enthusiast
Doper
News reporter / rapper
Doper #2
Willa the Waiter
Alien Mozz / Clown Corby / News presenter
Mindy
Mrs. Angelo
Biker Clown
Bartender
American Newscaster
Alien Captain Zozz
Officer Keller
Burlesque Dancer (as Audrey Deluxe)
Russian Newscaster
Alien Og / Clown Moonie (as Sebastian Munoz)
Emily
Officer Skipper
Mrs. Schwartz
Yokel (uncredited)
