On the run from the police and a female roller derby team, scam artist Michael Rangeloff steals a coffin and boards a train, pretending to be a soldier bringing home a dead war buddy. He gets more than he bargained for from the train and the coffin.
Michael Rangeloff
Standish Logan
Century
Georgina Latimer
Josef Sirola
Stapleton
Frizzoli
Ormond
Police Chief Norris
Estelle Norris
Lane Biddlecoff
Art Bumbalee
Anne-Marie Biddlecoff
Mulholland
Isadora Kermode
Deputy Police Chief Dunaway
Wade Eichorn
Pawnbroker
Nadine Gardner
Stanton Gilmore
Zev Tyndale
Flo Humberside
Harriet Frizzoli
Hotel Night Clerk
U.B.S. Editor
Salesman in Train
Pilkington Man
Welk
Diesel - Unholy Rollers
Hojo - Unholy Rollers
Elvis, Railway Waiter (uncredited)
