Driven to rage over the tawdry excesses of reality television, a self-appointed cultural crusader kidnaps several very famous nobodies to make his point- but his crimes only generate more tabloid frenzy.
The Slasher (voice)
The Actress
The Mayor
The Reporter
The Teen Mom
Herself
Herself
Herself
The Drug Dealer #1
The Drug Dealer #2
The Stripper
The Reality Star
The Pop Star
The KA Leader
The Producer
Herself
CBuzz Host
Heiress Mother
Waiter
Dinner Guest
Masked Slasher
Reality Show Director / Agent (Voice) / Critics (Voices) / Man on Street
The Heiress
Attorney (Voice)
Man Outside Party
Heiress Father
Camera Man
Man on Street
Woman on Street
