Missionaries from the Church of Jesus Christ teach two birdbrained members of the mafia who think the Elders are messengers from "The Boss" with a hidden message on the next big job.
Elder Fisher
Elder Johnson
Roger
Larry
Helen
Dave
Sister Reed
Johnny "The Butcher"
The Boss
The Hitman
Agent McNeil
Agent Knight
Agent Davis
Tommy
Smooth Talker
Dream Girl
Elder Okinawa
Elder Fisher's Dad
Brother Butcher
Corrupt Agent
Bishop Barney
President Larsen
Miguel
Sleeping Man
Hector
Gangster 1
Gangster 2
Companion
Japanese Man 1
Japanese Man 2
Japanese Man 3
Tommy's Mom
Bar Patron
FBI Agent 1
FBI Agent 2
FBI Agent 3
FBI Agent 4
Kidnapper 1
Kidnapper 2
Henchman
Henchman
Henchman
Henchman
Henchman
Henchman
Guitar Double
Guy Walking Dog
Girl Walking Dog
Guy in Plaza
Girl in Plaza
