Max Solomon faces the awful truth that he will never be a writer. So, in a desperate attempt to find his true calling, he turns to crime. In this inventive comedy, three friends have their lives turned upside down when one of them realizes that larceny might be his best skill.
Max
Tommy
Dave
Lucy
Lauren
Uncle Morris
Rosa
Cousin Jeramiah
Onion Dance Player
TV Reporter
Italian Restaurant patron
Englehard
