In this cult film, Azure St. Clair, a neurotic vampiress who is deathly allergic to blood, must protect her only source of food, the VAMPIE (a vampire pie), from a dark vampiric order that wants to use the powers of this deadly pie to revive the dead and enslave the world.
Azure St. Clair
Father Jack
Grace
Mammon
Tippy
Wanda
Mad Dog
The Seraphim (as Lara Butler)
Drunk Dude
Evil Priest
Pope Theodore III
Ludmilla
Nunchuck-wielding Priest Assassin
Sherlock
Mom
Julian
Sister Immaculata
