All the body-piercing, kinky sex, and car crashes that Shakespeare wanted but never had! Join Tromeo and Juliet as they travel through Manhattan's underground in search of climactic love, violence and the American Way.
Juliet Capulet
Tromeo Que
Murray Martini
Cappy Capulet
London Arbuckle
Sammy Capulet
Ness
Narrator
Benny Que
Father Lawrence
Monty Que
Detective Ernie Scalus
Ingrid Capulet
Georgie Capulet
Brittany
Rosy
Peter
1-900-HOT-HUNK
Found a Peanut Father
Shocked Onlooker
Mutant Kid
Mutant Kid
Pauline
Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. (uncredited)
Tromaville Citizen (uncredited)
Fu Chang
Flavio (Penis Monster Guy)
Guy Who Says It Will Take Him Only Two Minutes to Have Sex
Nice Man Hit By Car!!
