The small town of Uranus has been invaded. Two best friend and fudge-packing employees at the Uranus Fudge Factory now must save Uranus and stop an evil hive-mind Alien slug named Zamik before he "ass-similates" all of Uranus.
Roy
Agent Vickers
Earl
Sheriff
Beau
Luke McCormick
Mayor of Uranus
(herself)
Cletus
Diana
Patty
Deputy
Agent Johnson
Randy Shop Girl
Kitty
Uranus Fanatic
Janus
Bartender
"J.U.L.I.E."
Jogger
