In a sleepy little mill town in North Carolina, Paul is the town Romeo. But when his best friend's sister returns home from boarding school, he finds himself falling for her innocent charm. In spite of her lack of experience and the violent protests of her brother, the two find themselves in a sweet, dreamy and all-consuming love.
Paul
Noel
Tip
Bust-Ass (as Danny R. McBride)
Bo
Mary-Margaret
Uncle Leland
Justin
Judge Harvey
Elvira
Feng-Shui
Dancing Orderly
Tammy Clinard
Strong Bad
Noel's Friend
Noel's other friend
Bob
Geoff Seibanick
Tonya (uncredited)
