Failed actor-turned-worse-high-school-drama-teacher Dana Marschz rallies his Tucson students as he conceives and stages a politically incorrect musical sequel to Shakespeare's Hamlet.
Dana Marschz
Brie Marschz
Octavio
Rand Posin
Epiphany Sellars
Ivonne
Vitamin J
Chuy
Yolanda
Principal Rocker
Gary
Elisabeth Shue
Cricket Feldstein
Mr. Marquez
Mrs. Marquez
Danny the Waiter
Glenn from Copy Shop
Policeman
Virgil
Mr. Mann
Man with Envelope
