In a surreal small‑town version of 2007 Texas, a young graffiti artist lands in jail and is coerced into spying on his cousin—suspected by an unhinged cop of dealing nuclear weapons. What follows is a frenetic, gross‑humored ride through conspiracy, over-the-top characters, and chaotic counterculture.
Raphael
Officer Williams
Mateo
Bernadette
Nester
Shay
Paul
Billy
Panda
Pflophaus
Jeremy Pillows
Madeline
Javier
The MILF
Buck
Janet
The Olympian
Osama Bin Laden
Raphi's Lawyer
Agent Clark
Agent Nelvin
Terrorist Leader
Confused Terrorist
Debra
Carol
The Bag Lady
BBQ Goer Sympathetic to Mateo
Becky The Game Store Employee
Sassy Cop With A Good Job & Career
Moustacheoid Cop
Oz Oddities Clerk
Goth Terrorist
Nadia, The Quiet Terrorist
Old Man In Jail
Dax, The Fed Up Man In Jail
I Love Booth
Demonically Possessed Individual
Forensics Agent
