After bowler Roy Munson swindles the wrong crowd and is left with a hook for a hand, he settles into impoverished obscurity. That is, until he uncovers the next big thing: an Amish kid named Ishmael. So, the corrupt and the hopelessly naive hit the circuit intent on settling an old score with Big Ern.
Roy Munson
Ishmael Boorg
Claudia
Ernie McCracken
The Gambler
Mr. Boorg
Sarah Boorg
Owner Of Stiffy's
Landlady
Thomas
Mrs. Boorg
Stanley Osmanski
Calvert Munson
Young Roy
Courtesy Call Guy
1979 Bowling Buddy
1979 Bowling Buddy
Fatima
1979 Waitress
Beaver Valley Bowl Manager
Red Neck Stutterer
Beaver Bowl Hustler
Make-Out Queen
Lancaster Bowl Manager
Cocktail Waitress
Scranton Wino
Purse Snatcher
Scranton Wino
Bowling Priest
Skidmark's Squirrel
Tavern Drunk
Beautiful Dancer
Gas Station Attendant
Nouchi's Gal
Silver Legacy Maid
Self
Unified Fund Mom
Tavern band
Stiffy's Goon (as Louis Charles Consolo)
