A comic love triangle wherein a loser falls in love with his recently-married brother's wife.
Michael Makeshift
Valeri Carboni
Reggie Makeshift
Stone
Dwayne
Ranzier
Beverly Makeshift
Rose
Gray
Dr. Plosner
Danny
Cindy
Bob
Bartender
Morton Makeshift
Screaming Woman
Bakery Cart Man
Sgt. Moss
Mrs. Gelder
Bank Manager
Cop #1
Leader of OverEaters Anonymous
Cop #2
Capt. Cole
Barbara Wellman
Cabbie
